Wobbly Smiley Shirt
Wobbly Smiley Shirt
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The face is doing its best.
A large, uneven smiley sits across the front of the shirt. The eyes do not quite agree with each other. The mouth appears to be holding its position through concentration alone.
The graphic is printed in faded gray rather than bright white, keeping it tonal against the black shirt. From a distance, it reads as a familiar symbol of reassurance. Up close, the structural problems become more apparent.
The back is intentionally left blank except for a small metal ring at the collar. The shirt coordinates with the Smiley Corduroy Hat through the same unstable expression and worn gray palette without turning the two pieces into an obvious matching set.
It is still smiling. That has to count for something.
- Individually numbered and limited to 50 pieces total
- Black short-sleeve shirt
- Large distressed smiley graphic on the front
- Faded gray tonal print
- Clean, unprinted back
- Small metal ring detail at the back collar
- Coordinates with the Smiley Corduroy Hat
THE SHIRT
THE SHIRT
Based on the best-fitting vintage band tee ever owned.
Most merch begins with the artwork. The shirt underneath is an afterthought. We wanted the opposite: a shirt worth wearing even before anything was printed on it.
Built to capture the feel of a favorite vintage band shirt, it starts with heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton that feels substantial without being stiff. The fabric is garment-dyed for softened color and lived-in character, while the relaxed fit feels comfortable without being excessively oversized.
Each shirt is designed, hand-printed, and finished in Denver, Colorado. It’s made from 100% ring-spun, pre-shrunk cotton, reinforced with double-needle stitching, and finished with a black D-ring at the back. Black on black, because black is the only valid color.
- 100% ring-spun, pre-shrunk cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Lived-in look and feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Double-needle stitching
- Black D-ring at the back
- Designed & hand-printed in Denver, CO
LIMITED EDITION
LIMITED EDITION
This shirt is part of Drop 001 and limited to an edition of 50.
Each one is hand-printed, finished, and individually numbered in Denver, Colorado.
Small variations in ink and placement are part of the process and evidence that yours was made one at a time.
Once number 50 is finished, the edition is complete.
SIZING
SIZING
Small (S):
Width: 18.25” / Length: 27.5”
Medium (M):
Width: 20.5” / Length: 29”
Large (L):
Width: 22.5” / Length: 30”
X-Large (XL):
Width: 24.5” / Length: 31”
2X-Large (2XL):
Width: 26.5” / Length: 31.625"
3X-Large (3XL):
Width: 27.75” / Length: 32.5"
4X-Large (4XL):
Width: 29.75 / Length: 33.5”
