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Remember you will die. Eat more PIZZA!
A hooded grim repeat enjoys a slice beneath MEMENTO MORI lettering on the back, with a tangled black metal mark on the front. It says "ABSURD" but no one will ever be able to read it (that's how metal logos should be).
Built around the kind of worn-in band tee you end up wearing three times a week. Relaxed and loose without going full oversized, garment dyed for a soft, broken-in feel from day one.
Hand printed in our Denver studio with a slightly worn finish that gets even better with age.
The fit is based on your favorite worn-in band tee you wear three times a week — relaxed and loose without going full oversized. Garment dyed for a soft, broken-in feel from day one.
Printed by hand in our small Denver studio with a slightly worn, vintage finish. We use high-quality inks designed to stay put, so the print gets better with age instead of disappearing in the wash.
Relaxed unisex fit.
Female model is 5'6" and wears a Medium.
Male model is 5'11" and wears a Large.
Order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size up for an oversized fit.
Small (S):
Width: 18.25” / Length: 27.5”
Medium (M):
Width: 20.5” / Length: 29”
Large (L):
Width: 22.5” / Length: 30”
X-Large (XL):
Width: 24.5” / Length: 31”
2X-Large (2XL):
Width: 26.5” / Length: 31.625"
3X-Large (3XL):
Width: 27.75” / Length: 32.5"
4X-Large (4XL):
Width: 29.75 / Length: 33.5”
Your order will most likely ship within 1-2 business days. Some items are made to order and may take a little longer but we aim for speed!
It's rare to find cool designs that are actually printed on quality comfortable tshirts these days but these def hit the mark!
I love love love these shirts. I ordered the Albert Camus shirt last year, its my favorite shirt. So this time I decided to get more. The material is very comfortable, it washes great, and just overall great quality. The artwork is awesome! I absolutely love it!
Super cool shirt. Nice thick cotton shirt, not that poly stretchy BS companies are starting to use. The logo is also very good quality.
I wore it out one night to dinner and a concert and had a bunch of people come up to me either saying they thought it was cool because they knew who Nietzsche was or because they didn't know what the word was but asked me what it meant because they thought it looked cool.
It kept showing up in my feed because the world is creepy BUT I do love pizza so much. Didn't want to spend that much on a shirt and was concerned about the quality BUT it's really a great shirt and absolutely love it. 👏 ⭐⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
Perfect fitting, comfortable, and oh so existentially nihilistic. I now own Nietzsche, Camus and Sartre. May I suggest a Bertrand Russell or Foucault or even dare I say, David Hume?!
I now have 4 shirts from you guys. These are the perfect size and extremely comfortable. Even in Arizona weather... Keep up the outstanding work!
Great shirt! Fit how I expected it to. Washes fine with other colors. No shrinkage 😎
One of the most comfortable hoodies I own! I live in this thing!
Great shirt! Huge hit at the pizza truck I work at. Will probably have to buy another one soon!!
Got it for my friend who likes philosophy. He thought it was a band. Quality seemed good.
